Who to Blame?

So Boeing’s opening a second line in South Carolina.  Inevitably, fingers will be pointed. But at whom?  Well,

“Times have changed,
the economy’s gotten worse;
Boeing in South Carolina,
I just want to stomp & curse;
Should we blame the government
or blame the big old boss
or should we blame the union for the loss?
No, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It’s Canada’s fault!

Don’t blame us
because they flee
they don’t like gutter balls
but they like Governors coveting Argentines
It’s about customers
everyone likes to say
but does that make it all okay?
No,  blame Canada
 Blame Canada
It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
They’re not even a real country anyway

My son could’ve been a machinist or an engineer,
Instead he burned up like kindling on great Mount Rainier
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
heck no!
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that witch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For…
The move we must stop
The line we want back
The Laughter and fun
SC be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

Warning: Video contains kids with potty mouths singing.

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One Response to Who to Blame?

  1. Aaron Rose says:

    Well done!!! Will the tanker be delivered to the U.S. Air Force with a “Made in Alabama” stamp? I wonder what Jefferson Davis or Robert E. Lee’s press release would have said about Boeing’s decision. As my friend from Greenville, South Carolina said, “The South shall rise again.” I just did not know that it meant taking jobs away from Seattle.

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